From the “Who’s Stealing Money in the NFL” department, DailyPhiladelphian.com will keep tabs on your stud OT Shawn Andrews. Eagles fans, he’s taking your hard earned money and laughing all the way to YouTube with it.

Andrews is in the first year of a seven-year, $40 million contract extension that included a $10.5 million signing bonus.

Shawn Andrews theft total: $140,625.

The signing bonus breaks down to $1.5 million for each year of the extension, or $93,750 per game. He is scheduled to make $750,000 in salary this season, or $46, 875 per game. For each game Andrews pussies his way out of, he is stealing $140,625.

That’s enough money to press felony grand larceny charges against him.

Andrews has been declared out for week 1, just days after saying, “I’m a beast, too,” in reference to facing Julius Peppers this weekend.

Shawn Andrews 2009 Theft Totals Year-To-Date:

$140,625 (9/12/09)