It’s a slow week in Eaglesland with the bye and all. So, what else is there to do other than check in on Shawn Andrews via Twitter. Seems like the Big Kid is living life in Los Angeles where he’s supposed to be rehabbing his “injured” back.
In the last few days, he’s dropped a new beat to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree,” complained about the cops and their driving habits, and dealt with the gassy asses of a few women. Enjoy.
Shawn Andrews has been tweeting about women farting.
Policeman texting and driving hmm. Can u write a citizens ticket for that.. Nah I’ll leave well enough alone 
(sang to the tune of oh Christmas tree) enjoy
Oh Pinberry oh Pinkberry however creamy each bite is. I think of u when I awake I have to have u @tlest once a day. Oh Pinkberry oh Pinberr (Apparently he ran out of characters to finish the song)
Lol. No my therapist tells mr it’s not as good as P.B. & she say toppiNgs are buffet style. I don’t do the errbody touch
Ever notice the inside of your stomach screaming (or eating itself) when you’re super hungry. My neighbors telling mr to keep it down!! Smh
Its coming along thanks for asking. I know there is noone who looked forward to mr and my bro. Kick butt more than me!
Happy Saturday yall. Hope last night went well for everyone… I had a good night. I let my scalp down (since I don’t have hair)
Since the east coast sleep where my West coasters????
Thank you… I’m a countryman… I don’t know when I will be bak on east if that’s what u meant..
Ok shouts to the two chicks that just sat down beside me @ this restaurant. One of em pooted though. Cool points shot to heck!!! Smh
Ouch just put down this hot beat man.. GOD is good.. Sorry GOD is GREAT
Fatburger all day
Wow I just felt like I was in the first scene of the movie crash… Wow. Some things will never change… SMH
Stay away from me Fatburger. I will not give in… “you will not take me alive”
And, ladies and gentlemen, that’s what a $10 million signing bonus will buy you. All tweet, no play.
What a sad little fuck you must be. Hating on a guy because he is using twitter a few times a day? I hate twitter more than anyone I know but I don’t give a fuck if Andrews uses it. Is he supposed to sit in a a hyperbaric chamber 24/7 so some wannabe reporter can be happy? The only thing more stupid than your blog is the dumbfucks that follow it. I think I lost 20 IQ points just clicking on a link that sent me here!
I just posted his tweets. No more; no less. I said if anyone cares to read, click the link. You obviously cared. If not, you would have skipped it. As far as wannabe reporter, I have legit reporting experience. Oh, and the Daily News and WIP have followed Andrews’ tweets, so rip them apart, too. Twitter is one way we follow our athletes and celebs this day. Get with the times, my friend.