The Daily Philadelphian

By FRANK WARD
DailyPhiladelphian.com Editor

While the Super Bowl has morphed into one of the biggest events in the nation, nothing beats the sham that is the official Media Day prior to the game.

Some of the dumbest questions ever asked have taken root at the annual media session that is attended by entertainment reporters who have absolutely no clue about sports or professional football. We can’t believe DailyPhiladelphian.com was denied credentials for this year’s session which will take place on Tuesday.

In any event, here are our top 10 questions that we’d ask if we were in attendance at Super Bowl 44 Media Day.

1. Who would you rather — Sammi Sweetheart, Angelina, Jwoww or Snooki?

Snooki

JWoww

2. Who do you most fist pump like — Vinnie or Ronnie?

3. In a scrap on the Seaside Heights boardwalk, who wins — you, Ronnie or Jwoww?

4. Who’s more pussy-whipped — Hank Baskett or Reggie Bush?

5. For Reggie Bush: How much of a pay cut did you take when you left USC for the NFL?

6. For Hank Baskett: Does Kendra ever scream Hugh Hefner’s name in bed?

7. For the quarterbacks: Would you rather get sandwiched by Ray Lewis and Brian Dawkins, or have Terrell Owens as a teammate?

8. For Dallas Clark: Why didn’t your parents just name you A-hole?

9. For Jahri Evans and Kyle Eckel: Where would you rather be — the Super Bowl or Wing Bowl?

10. For Jeremy Shockey: If you win the MVP Award, are you going to Disney World or Rehab?

Which questions would you ask if you were there? Place it in the comment section, or e-mail us at DailyPhiladelphian@Gmail.com and we’ll try to post an updated list with your suggestions on Tuesday.