This one’s for our buddy and groomsman “V,” who wasn’t liking Reds starter Johnny Cueto too much Monday night.
Cueto obviously learned how to pitch and play baseball through his rise to the major leagues. However, somewhere along the way, someone forgot to teach him the art of breaking in a hat, specifically the brim. Seriously, has any player in MLB history ever had more than a cup of coffee in the big leagues while wearing a flat brim hat to the mound?
Take a look at the following and pay special attention to his hat.
Now, in fairness to Cueto, preliminary research does indicate this could be a sign of respect to players from the Negro League era. Still, it’s annoying, especially when he’s outpitching Kyle Kendrick.
As a result, we want to make Cueto more likeable, especially since he appears to be a guy we’ll see for years to come. Here’s tips for bending the brim of your hat.





You evidently didn’t watch the NBA draft. As ridiculous as it looks, the flat-brimmed hat appears to be “in.” These kids these days… What can you do?