Thanks to Mrs. DailyPhiladelphian for this one: Does Giants closer Brian Wilson have a beard from the Hair Club for men, or what?
Who the hell has a beard like this?
Seriously, look at it. How black and greasy does it look. Either the guy dyes it with something or he rarely showers. Either way, MLB umps should check Wilson before taking the mound. The fastball might have a little something on it, and we’re not talking about speed.
(Check out our Wilson-Victorino UFC preview by banging it here.)
For the facts, not this fiction, go to
http://twitter.com/beardofbrian
Oh, I can’t wait to tweet this clown the rest of the series.
Sounds like a bunch of jealous fans. “FEAR THE BEARD”
Why would we be jealous of that beard when we had Werth’s all year?
Nice to see the fear of the beard there in Phili.