With all the crap on TV it’s amazing that no second rate network has yet stepped to the plate to secure a sure-fire, can’t miss reality show.
Chuckles and Lenny: #WorldGoingToHell
It’s a can’t-miss. Move Nails into Sheen’s house — the one Dykstra supposedly secured the funding for — an watch these guys’ lives untangle.
Word comes today that Dykstra is in even more trouble legal trouble. Just a week removed from a grand theft auto charge, Dude is accused of soliciting nude massages.
According to TMZ, Dykstra solicited a housekeeper on Craigslist. But, when an applicant showed up, Dykstra said naked massages were part of the job and he needed to sample her work. The chick bolted (um, what did you expect by showing up at Dykstra’s house when he’s in bankruptcy court?). She then flagged down cops, filed a police report and got an attorney.
Lawsuit alert; lawsuit alert.
Join the line, lady. And, good luck getting anything from our former hero-turned deadbeat lowlife.
Seriously, at what point will Sheen bring Nails on the road to open for him? And, when does Andy Cohen of Bravo ink these two to their own reality series? Talk about high ratings.
