Want to see every mascot’s worst nightmare. Introduce beer plus college kids and you get this:
Yeah, the mascot got to feel the Humpty Dance. Honestly, that mascot is so ugly it should be thankful for the action. Nobody would ever do the Phanatic that way.
The incident does get Cleveland on the board in our Moronic Fan Watch standings. The Fan Watch is designed to point out that not every village idiot resides in Philly, no matter what GQ or the national media say.
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