Cubs fans always stand up when you need them, too. Or, in this case, clean up their drunken asses in a men’s room — naked.

The latest incident to make our Moronic Fan Watch comes from Sports Illustrated’s Peter King. The football guru tweeted the following on Wednesday afternoon, “I believe this qualifies as now-I’ve-seen-it-all moment: just saw a naked man in Wrigley Field bleachers men’s room washing up. Uh, go Cubs!“

That young man’s mom must be so proud. He’s the Windy City fan who has raised Chitown from the depth’s of the Moronic Fan Standings to a second-place tie.

Chicago is on the scoreboard in our Moronic Fan Watch. SI's Peter King tweeted that he saw a naked man parading around the men's room on Wednesday. Such class being shown within the confines of Wrigley Field. We don't have a photo of that guy, and we're kind of thankful for that. But, this photo will do.

Seriously, who can argue with the fact that parading naked in a men’s room is a stupid act of a drunken pinhead. Either that, or he’s trying to start his own Strawbridge Brigade.

Chicago has jumped into a second place tie with Cleveland, who made the list for burning LeBron James’ jersey after The Dictator decided to take his talents to Miami.

New York and LA sit atop the standings with two points each. Standings are based on events from June 13, 2010, to the present. Surprisingly, no fan in Philly has done anything to put our city on the scoreboard. Maybe we’re not as bad as the national media portrays. Then again, that’s the point of the standings.

If you see or read about a fan doing something dumb, e-mail us at MoronicFans@gamil.com. We can’t possibly see or read anything and we need people like you and Peter King to keep us in the loop.