By FRANK WARD
DailyPhiladelphian.com Editor
Cubs fans always stand up when you need them, too. Or, in this case, clean up their drunken asses in a men’s room — naked.
The latest incident to make our Moronic Fan Watch comes from Sports Illustrated’s Peter King. The football guru tweeted the following on Wednesday afternoon, “I believe this qualifies [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Phillies'
Chicago makes Moronic Fan Standings thanks to naked Cubs fan
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia 76ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Flyers, Philadelphia Phillies
Phillies have reached point of desperation
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
By FRANK WARD
DailyPhiladelphian.com Editor
Desperate times call for desperate measures. As cliched as that expression is, it fits what’s happening inside the offices at Citizens Bank Park and the visiting locker room in St. Louis right now.
The Phillies, fresh off losing three of four to the crappy Cubs at Wrigley and then the opening two games [...]
Tags:Ben Francisco·Carpenter·Kendrick·MLB·Oswalt·Phillies·trade deadline
Amaro, Phillies need to step up and pay Oswalt
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
The major hold up to seeing Roy Oswalt in red pinstripes comes down to money. More specifically, Oswalt wants his 2012 option for $16 million guaranteed in order to waive his no-trade clause.
If that really is the only thing holding up this deal, the Ruben Amaro needs to tell ownership, “this is what we need [...]
Tags:halladay·hamels·happ·MLB·Phillies·Roy Oswalt·trade·Werth
Oswalt or Haren? Doesn’t matter as long as Phils make move
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
By FRANK WARD
DailyPhiladelphian.com Editor
Noble patricians, patrons of my right,
Defend the justice of my cause with arms,
And, countrymen, my loving followers,
Plead my successive title with your swords:
— [...]
Tags:Cole Hamels·Dan Haren·JA Happ·Jamie Moyer·MLB·Phillies·Roy Halladay·Roy Oswalt·trade deadline
Werth made one mistake playing poker
July 20th, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
Jayson Werth’s big mistake was not being in a casino until 4 a.m. It was the fact that he was playing poker.
Had he just played blackjack, at least he could have hit.
Tags:Jayson Werthj·Phillies
Howard goes yard four times in Wrigley; Phils fail each time
July 18th, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
Ryan Howard is finding his power at the right time, Unfortunately, nobody is getting his back.
On Sunday night, Howard hit his 243rd career homer, tied for fourth in Phils history with Chuck Klein. The homer marked Howard’s fourth in as many games at Wrigley Field this week.
Yet, the Phillies only one one game in [...]
Tags:Cubs·home runs·Phillies·Ryan Howard
Dobbs getting his groove on again
July 18th, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
A month after every Phillies fan volunteered to drive Greg Dobbs to Allentown, the Phillies utility infielder may be playing his way back into our hearts after hitting his third homer of the month and fourth of the year against the Cubs in Sunday’s debacle of a loss.
The man who was sent to Triple A [...]
Sunday night no Halladay for Phillies
July 18th, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
By FRANK WARD
DailyPhiladelphian.com Editor
The Phillies had to win Sunday night’s game against the Cubs and their prized ace didn’t perform. There’s no other way to say it.
Roy Halladay, the man brought to Philly to be the stopper got tagged for six runs — five earned — in as many innings, including four in the second [...]
Tags:Cubs·Phillies·Roy Halladay
Hope Charlie’s hiding the metal chairs from Madson
July 16th, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
Forget starting pitching. Ruben better be on the phone for relievers. Enough of hoping for Ryan Madson, Brad Lidge, JC Romero and the others to regain 2008 form. It’s two years removed from that magical October and reality has to set in sooner or later.
The Phillies dropped their second in a row to the Cubs [...]
Polanco on verge of return to Phillies lineup
July 16th, 2010 · No Comments · MLB, Philadelphia Phillies
The run without half of the Phillies stud infield is almost over. Placido Polanco could be belting the ball in Wrigley Field this weekend.
Seemingly buried in a story about the Phillies pitching and a Chase Utely update was a nugget about Polanco’s rehab. The starting third baseman went 1-for-4 in a rehab assignment and is [...]

